1. Question
How important is science and does it exist on the internet?
2. Research
A bit of light research was undertaken. The terms ‘science‘ and ‘scientists‘ were inserted into the address bar of a web browser. The number of hits seemed to confirm that science was one of today’s hot topics.
After a bit of a power struggle, a further search was then commissioned. ‘How many science websites are on the internet‘ returned a whopping 424,000,000 results in 0.52 seconds but failed to provide any sort of immediately accessible answer. It seemed like there was something lacking.
3. Hypothesis
Another science website is needed by the internet.
4. Experiment
A very brief and informal questionnaire was completed by 2 random humans.
5. Analysis
Both humans that were questioned responded almost immediately.
100% of all responses to the question ‘Does the internet need another science website?’ were ‘YES’.
6. Conclusion
Scientists Now Say….the internet is undoubtedly in need of another science website.
F.Reichelt, MEng
Berlin, 13/10/17
Sciencer’s Thoughts
Only time will tell whether the internet has sufficient space available for what it is in dire need of. It might be tight and it may well have to get forcefully inserted but surely somewhere, somehow a new science website will come from nothing and be born like little baby jesus (miraculously, not out of a vagina).
It certainly is exciting times. The dawn of modern man, the dusk of eternity, soda-stream and all those cool but ultimately pretty shitty 90’s products.
The adventure is far from over. We must venture forth and seek out truth.
We need to know what Scientists Now Say….
Franz
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